- Sarah Walker: This is it. You ready, Casey?
- John Casey: Readiness - like life - begins at the point of conception.
- John Casey: [to Alex about Morgan] What do you want me to do? You want me to kill him? 'Cause I'll kill him. Better yet, let's keep him alive. You can work him over for a while.
- Devon 'Captain Awesome' Woodcomb: Jeff, you need to see a doctor, man. I'm worried you might damage your brain.
- Lester Patel: [Looking at Clara while talking to Awesome] Jeffrey doesn't have a brain, silly pants.
- Gertrude Verbanski: Is that a zip drive in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
- John Casey: I'm here because you stole our mission - and our moron.
- General Diane Beckman: There's a sizeable bounty on Zorn. I'm outsourcing to your team to circumvent the leak. My only condition is that no one breaths my name in connection to the mission.
- Morgan Grimes: [Honking the horn] Yo Becky! What up, baby girl?
- General Diane Beckman: [to Chuck] I told you to come alone!
- Morgan Grimes: You doing Pilates, huh? You are. Don't say you're not. You are.
- General Diane Beckman: What the hell is wrong with him?
- Chuck Bartowski: So many things.
- John Casey: Little bastard stole it. He stole our mission!
- Chuck Bartowski: He probably took it with him to Verbanski Corp. I can't believe... Morgan just pantsed us!
- [Chuck and Casey start taking weapons from the rack]
- Sarah Walker: What are you two doing?
- Chuck Bartowski: We're taking down the competition.
- Morgan Grimes: [after fighting a masked opponent] You master has taught you well.
- Chuck Bartowski: [Removing his mask] I *am* the master.
- Chuck Bartowski: You know what, Morgan? We're friends, so I'm going to give you a chance here.
- Morgan Grimes: No. That's the thing, Chuck. We are not friends.
- General Diane Beckman: Morgan Grimes has the Intersect?
- Sarah Walker: Look, it was a mistake. Remember the glasses you sent to us after we took down Volkoff?
- General Diane Beckman: Listen to me Walker, I *never* sent you Intersect glasses.
- John Casey: This way I can find out everything I need to before I ask her out.
- Sarah Walker: Pretty sure that's why people go out on dates. To get to know each other.