- Holly Marten: Here to gloat?
- Douglas Fargo: Oh, you bet, 'cause I got 2,000 pounds of dragon proof riding on a flatbed truck right now.
- Holly Marten: All right. But you have to admit it still seems a little impossible.
- Douglas Fargo: Impossible? Well, impossible is being shipped to a biological habitat as we speak.
- Holly Marten: Okay, Doug. Are you finished?
- Douglas Fargo: Not until you say it.
- Holly Marten: Say what?
- Douglas Fargo: "I'm sorry, Doug. You were right, I was wrong."
- Holly Marten: You don't ever want to have sex again, do you?
- Jo Lupo: Isn't this a pretty picture? I leave you for a few weeks and the two of you wind up behind bars.
- Deputy Andy: I'm so ashamed.
- Jack Carter: I think you might need to forget about being a deputy for a little while.
- Deputy Andy: I don't actually forget anything, sheriff. I could tell you what socks you're wearing every day since my activation.
- Douglas Fargo: You don't know what kind of dragon bacteria that thing has under its nails.
- Holly Marten: Doug, let's look at this logically. "a"--my arm totally hurts. "b"--it hurts because it was scratched by a dragon. "c"--dragons don't exist. Therefore...
- Douglas Fargo: Therefore what?
- Holly Marten: I don't know. That's why it's so cool!
- Jack Carter: We gotta get out of here. Andy, andy! Break open these bars!
- Deputy Andy: Uh, these bars are hardened carbon nanotubes, boss. I'm not gonna be able to break these.
- Jack Carter: Then we do something else.
- [Looks at the floor]
- Jack Carter: Dig, robot, dig!
- Jack Carter: You're not making my job any easier, Kev.
- Kevin Blake: I wasn't trying to. I needed the stuff, so I took it.
- Jack Carter: Yeah. I'm gonna pretend that you said "borrow".
- Deputy Andy: [after getting arrested] Yesterday I was an officer of the law. Today... I'm a jailbird. A con. In the pokey, up the river.