- Robber 1: Who owns that car outside?
- Agent Coulson: [In the aisles] I do
- [Robber points gun at him]
- Agent Coulson: but it's really more like a lease.
- Robber 2: Toss the keys over here.
- Agent Coulson: Okay, okay.
- Robber 1: C'mon!
- [Coulson throws his keys, the robber turns to the clerk]
- Robber 1: Empty the cash registrar, start filling this bag with cigarettes, pa...
- Agent Coulson: [Interrupts] Excuse me
- [Robbers turn]
- Agent Coulson: I also have this gun, you'll probably be needing that.
- Clerk: [Coulson has just thwarted an armed robbery of the store] Wait. What should I tell the police?
- Agent Coulson: Tell them those Tae-Bo tapes really paid off.