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- Jim Gardner: [standing near a window] If you remember nothing else in this world, remember this: God hates a coward.
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, there's only one dignified way to exit this scene.
- [Jim jumps out the window and falls to the ground]
- Nostalgia Critic: I'm sorry. I know we're supposed to feel sorry for him, but... that's like the ending to a 'Goofy' cartoon.
- [the same clip is shown again, this time with the Goofy yell]
- Davey: Can I sleep in your bed tonight?
- Hilly: Sure. Back we go, all warm and safe and toasty.
- Nostalgia Critic: I don't like the way he said that. I don't like the way he's snuggling with him either. You know, Maine is sick. You know that, Maine? You're very sick.
- Title Card: Funeral services will be held on Alderaan.
- Bobbi Anderson: [in film] NO!
- Title Card: Okay, Hoth.
- Nostalgia Critic: [sung to the tune of "Gilligan's Isle"] The people live in Maine, of course; there's no where else to live, with The Writer! The Alchoholic too! The Adulterer and his whoore! Some dumb rednecks, a disappointing resolution! Here in Stephen King's Maine!
- Nostalgia Critic: [as monster in the closet] Zuuul Mother Fucker -
- [Davey slams the door on the monster]
- Nostalgia Critic: OW. Son of a bitch, ow.
- Jim Gardner: [standing near a window] If you remember nothing else in this world, remember this: God hates a coward.
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, there's only one dignified way to exit this scene.
- [Jim jumps out the window and falls to the ground]
- Nostalgia Critic: I'm sorry. I know we're supposed to feel sorry for him, but... that's like the ending to a 'Goofy' cartoon.
- [the same clip is shown again, this time with the Goofy yell]
- Nostalgia Critic: [seeing Jim trying to fence with an umbrella] Oh no, he's been taking fencing lessons from Burgess Meredith!