| Conan O'Brien | ... | Himself - Host | |
| Harrison Ford | ... | Himself (also archive footage) | |
| Marisa Miller | ... | Herself | |
| Pitbull | ... | Himself - Musical Guest | |
| Jimmy Vivino | ... | Himself - Musical Director | |
| Andy Richter | ... | Himself - Announcer | |
| rest of cast listed alphabetically: | |||
| Jon Favreau | ... | Himself - At Comic-Con (archive footage) | |
| Scott Healy | ... | Himself - The Basic Cable Band (as The Basic Cable Band) | |
| Mark 'Love Man' Pender | ... | Himself - The Basic Cable Band (as The Basic Cable Band) | |
| Richie 'La Bamba' Rosenberg | ... | Himself - The Basic Cable Band (as The Basic Cable Band) | |
| Mark Steines | ... | Himself | |
| Jerry Vivino | ... | Himself - The Basic Cable Band (as The Basic Cable Band) | |
| James Wormworth | ... | Himself - The Basic Cable Band (as The Basic Cable Band) | |
| Circus-Szalewski | ... | Lincoln Aide (uncredited) | |
| Dan Cronin | ... | Lincoln Aide (uncredited) | |
| Brian McCann | ... | Abraham Lincoln (uncredited) | |
| Mike Merritt | ... | Himself - The Basic Cable Band (uncredited) | |
| Annie Savage | ... | Lincoln's Nurse (uncredited) | |
| Episode Crew |
Writing credits(in alphabetical order) | ||
| Andres du Bouchet | written by (uncredited) | |
Film Editing by | |||
| Robert Ashe Jr. | |||
Art Department | |||
| Robert Ashe Jr. | .... | title design art director | |
Other crew | |||
| Joe Cristalli | .... | researcher | |
| Tim Hawks | .... | research intern | |
| Amanda Shamis | .... | assistant: segment producers (uncredited) | |
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