Tracking a maniacal sniper, magnum-wielding Detective Dick Hardon struggles to save his city, salvage his career, and feed his empty gut, but every step toward his quarry leads him deeper into a political plot, and mind-numbing hunger.
Achmed is having a very bad day. As if accidentally blowing himself up until he's a talking skeleton isn't bad enough, the world's most incompetent terrorist finds himself whisked away from... See full summary »
Ten-year-old Niko, the last of his kind in a strange world, embarks on an epic quest to bring light back to his land. Armed with his magic sword, Niko journeys to the Cursed Volcano, making... See full summary »
Sung Jin Ahn
Dee Bradley Baker
Hans accidentally aids an evil turtle Boss Wang to steal the Golden Bull from his home Bull Valley. When the Bull Brothers discover Boss Wang's evil plan, they have no choice but to take up arms, and restore balance to their world.
Set in the present, a trained female assassin stalks the streets of London seeking out Golden Corporate Boys and carriers of a destructive gene of violence and greed. However an encounter ... See full summary »
Detective Dick Hardon; lean, mean, street-wise, and socially inept, manages to lose more partners in a week than most lose in a lifetime. With his surly female partner, Detective Birkenstock, he investigates the sniper-shooting of beloved TV Clown and Screen Actors Guild President, Milton "Uncle Spilky" Spilk. Unfortunately, a stop at hot dog stand proves deadlier than its genetically modified ingredients when Blivit the sniper shoots Dick's partner and our hero is left holding the bag - an empty to-go bag. Written by