A DEA agent and a naval intelligence officer find themselves on the run after a botched attempt to infiltrate a drug cartel. While fleeing, they learn the secret of their shaky alliance: Neither knew that the other was an undercover agent.
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Mr. Church reunites the Expendables for what should be an easy paycheck, but when one of their men is murdered on the job, their quest for revenge puts them deep in enemy territory and up against an unexpected threat.
During an operation of a Mexican Cartel, Machete Cortez and Sartana Rivera intercept the criminals alone, but another group arrives and a masked man kills Sartana. Machete is arrested, accused of killing his beloved Sartana and Sheriff Doakes hangs Machete. But the President of the USA Rathcock pardons and recruits Machete to kill the revolutionary Marcos Mendez that has threatened the USA with a missile with a bomb. Machete goes to San Antonio to meet the Miss San Antonio Blanca Vasquez that will be the liaison between Machete and President Rathcock. Then Machete goes to the brothel of Madame Desdemona to seek out the prostitute Cereza that is Mendez's mistress. Machete meets Mendez and learns that his heart is connected to the missile and only the arm dealer Luther Voz is capable to disarm the bomb. Now Machete needs to bring Mendez to the USA in less than twenty-four hours and save his new country in a dangerous journey with betrayals. Written by
Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
After all the credits have been shown, two short scenes are shown. One is an outtake of one of the last fight scenes, where an unexpected punch is delivered between two women, the other scene is a very short montage of the presidential character posing with guns. See more »
better than the first film and ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!!!!!!!!
I bought this off of iTunes and I must say, this is the goriest, the bloodiest, and the most insane movie I've ever watched lol, it is so off the charts gory that it makes hansel and gretel: witch hunters look tame, and also, machete 2 is better than the first film, it has more action and more blood, guts, and gore, and the theme song is the best theme song I've ever heard. Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor must've been involved with this movie since it was so insane and over the top lol, overall, if you're a big Robert Rodriguez fan like I am, you'll love this movie, if you loved the first machete, you'll love this, if you love tons of intense crazy action, you'll love this, if you love tons of insane gore, you'll love this, and if you think Robert Rodriguez is the best director ever, then you kick ass lol
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