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The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space.

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During an operation of a Mexican Cartel, Machete Cortez and Sartana Rivera intercept the criminals alone, but another group arrives and a masked man kills Sartana. Machete is arrested, accused of killing his beloved Sartana and Sheriff Doakes hangs Machete. But the President of the USA Rathcock pardons and recruits Machete to kill the revolutionary Marcos Mendez that has threatened the USA with a missile with a bomb. Machete goes to San Antonio to meet the Miss San Antonio Blanca Vasquez that will be the liaison between Machete and President Rathcock. Then Machete goes to the brothel of Madame Desdemona to seek out the prostitute Cereza that is Mendez's mistress. Machete meets Mendez and learns that his heart is connected to the missile and only the arm dealer Luther Voz is capable to disarm the bomb. Now Machete needs to bring Mendez to the USA in less than twenty-four hours and save his new country in a dangerous journey with betrayals. Written by Claudio Carvalho, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

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machete | bomb | arms dealer | missile | battle | See more »

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Trained to kill. Left for dead. Back for more.

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Action | Crime | Thriller

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated R For strong bloody violence throughout, language and some sexual content | See all certifications »

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Release Date:

11 October 2013 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Machete 2  »

Box Office

Budget:

$12,000,000 (estimated)

Opening Weekend:

$3,837,183 (USA) (11 October 2013)

Gross:

$7,268,659 (USA) (25 October 2013)
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Trivia

Charlie Sheen plays the President. His father Martin Sheen has played several U.S. Presidents, most notably on The West Wing (1999). See more »

Quotes

Machete: Machete don't joke!
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Crazy Credits

After all the credits have been shown, two short scenes are shown. One is an outtake of one of the last fight scenes, where an unexpected punch is delivered between two women, the other scene is a very short montage of the presidential character posing with guns. See more »

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Soundtracks

Machete Main Title Theme
Written by Tito Larriva, Steven Hufsteter, and Robert Rodriquez
Performed by Tito and Tarantula
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better than the first film and ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!!!!!!!!!
4 February 2014 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I bought this off of iTunes and I must say, this is the goriest, the bloodiest, and the most insane movie I've ever watched lol, it is so off the charts gory that it makes hansel and gretel: witch hunters look tame, and also, machete 2 is better than the first film, it has more action and more blood, guts, and gore, and the theme song is the best theme song I've ever heard. Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor must've been involved with this movie since it was so insane and over the top lol, overall, if you're a big Robert Rodriguez fan like I am, you'll love this movie, if you loved the first machete, you'll love this, if you love tons of intense crazy action, you'll love this, if you love tons of insane gore, you'll love this, and if you think Robert Rodriguez is the best director ever, then you kick ass lol


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