Thad Castle: [Reading plaque on wall] Hasta La-later, Sean... Elway. You know talent piece of garbage! Alex Moran just shattered your shitty six TD record.
[breaks plaque over knee]
Thad Castle: Alex Moran for life!
Thad Castle: Moran, I always thought you had little pussy balls. But today, you showed me that inside that little pussy ballsack of yours, are other balls; bigger balls. Balls, that while still not as big as my balls, are bigger than the pussy balls I thought you had.
Alex Moran: I really don't know what to say to that.
Thad Castle: How about "You're welcome!"?
Alex Moran: You're welcome?
Thad Castle: Thank you!