Look, we're not talking near misses here, false panics, we're only dealing with blue-stick bullseyes.
[talking about possibly getting women pregnant, in a deleted scene from the episode
Well, you can never truly know, can ya? I mean, if a tree falls in the forest and it doesn't ring and tell ya, how'd you truly know? But I'm guessing, up to this point, round about zero. Yeah, zero - I'm going for zero.
And correct me if wrong, but as the last remaining male in the universe, the human race is ...