- Holly Marten: Hey guys! Oh, man, it feels good to be...
- [Looks around]
- Holly Marten: In a garage? That's not even a lateral move.
- Jack Carter: What the hell is a reproductive clause?
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Well, boss, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...
- Holly Marten: Being a hologram is pretty cool, but can you imagine going through eternity unable to touch yourself?
- [Zane and Henry exchange a look]
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Sheriff, Doctor Blake, I now pronounce you formally acknowledged by the U.S. Department of Defense as legally joined in holy matrimony as defined by section 8.7 in the...
- S.A.R.A.H.: What he meant to say was, "You may now kiss the bride."
- Jack Carter: Now that I understood.
- [Kisses Allison]
- Allison Blake: You know, we still have to fill out the compliance forms with the D.O.D. Before we're legally married.
- Jack Carter: True. Well, nothing says lifelong commitment like government oversight.
- Jack Carter: [about a pair of runaway bionic limbs] Well, this takes restless leg syndrome to a whole new level.
- Vincent: Andy took the fuel cell to the freezer unit. Now, why would he do that? He knows tomorrow is Tuscany Tuesday.
- Jack Carter: What's the deal with your uncle?
- Kevin Blake: He's just sort of prejudice, you know?
- Jack Carter: Against white people?
- Kevin Blake: No. Against dumb people, no offense.
- Jack Carter: Did you know there are 42 police codes associated with trespassing? That's excessive! And six,*six* governing juggling.
- Deputy Andy 2.0: Uh, that's right. Uh, put into effect in 1987 after an unfortunate plasma torch accident.
- Dr. Marcus Blake: A functioning, almost zero heat photonic processor. Fifteen years of research and I never came close. I have to call my publisher. This could be my next book.
- [Runs out]
- Jack Carter: Our book!