- Sam Winchester: I've never seen this spell before.
- Lucifer: No, but you've seen this *type*.
- Sam Winchester: A demon summoning. Why?
- Lucifer: Why? To summon a demon, jackass.
- Lucifer: [Oh so pleased with himself after finally getting Sam to respond to him] He said 'shut up' to me.
- Sam Winchester: [after Sam and Dean jump Jeffrey in an alley, hold a knife to his throat and throw holy water on him to make sure he's not a demon:] Hey, ok. Look, it's ok. You're ok, you're ok.
- Dean Winchester: Sorry, just had to make sure.
- Jeffrey: Make sure of what, that I peed my pants today?
- Jeffrey: Did you ever think... that maybe I loved being possessed? Did you? I loved the connection, the power. And I loved him. Love of my life, actually.
- Dean Winchester: Oh, you got to be kidding me.
- Demon: [after Dean kills Jeffery] He'll be back, you know. Back in black.
- Dean Winchester: Go to hell.
- [Demon is exorcised]
- Demon Jeffrey: Do I smell menopause?
- [Sees Nora]
- Demon Jeffrey: Well, if it isn't the Wiccan bitch of the west.
- Jeffrey: When you left me at the E.R., I had three smashed fingers, five teeth out, a broken wrist, nose, cheekbone, collarbone. I had to get 160 stitches. "Mugged." The doctor on duty said it looked like I got caught in the Spanish inquisition.
- Dean Winchester: And we're the good guys.
- Demon: I'm a talent scout. That's all. Looking for the next generation of superstars... before they get to hell, like Jeffrey here. He had all the raw material... just bubbling in there. All I had to do was loosen the lid on his jar,
- Detective Sutton: Thought you guys might show up. It's the drummer boys. Agents Bonham... and Watts, right?
- Lucifer: That's what I'm talking about, Sam! Real interaction again, I miss that! The rapier wit - the wittier rape - come on, I'll be good, I'll even help you solve your little Nancy Drew mystery or whatever.
- Sam Winchester: Nora, listen to me! Whatever it is, you should be a lot more scared of me right now... because I'm 2 inches away from you, and I can make you talk.
- Nora Havelock: My God.
- Demon Jeffrey: Not in time to save our big girl here, but still, you get a merit badge.
- Sam Winchester: You going to sleep?
- Dean Winchester: Damn straight. Screw consciousness... that's what I say.
- Jeffrey: I was a wreck, an emotional shell, a drunk. I was suicidal.
- Dean Winchester: I don't usually endorse suicide, but, man, what stopped you?