Damon Salvatore: It came to me in a dream. I was naked. You would have loved it.
Damon Salvatore: You know you were dreaming about me. Explains the drool.
Elena Gilbert: Where were you in the 1920's? Paving the way for women's liberation?
Damon Salvatore: I was around. Chicago's a big city. Stefan was a cocky ripper douche. But i could avoid him and still indulge in a few Daisy Buchanan's of my own.
Elena Gilbert: Ugh. Where are you going?
Damon Salvatore: His old stomping ground.
Elena Gilbert: I'm coming with you!
Damon Salvatore: No. You stay here and whip an actual plan. I'll come back when I find him.