Jeremy Gilbert: Alright, you, uh... You got a picture of her?
Damon Salvatore: Picture? From what, our trip to Disneyland?
Damon Salvatore: She spent her last day in paradise. Soaking in the sun and reminiscing about what it means to be human. And when death came, she didn't fear it.
Elena Gilbert: I was with her on her last day, and she definitely wasn't in paradise.
Jeremy Gilbert: It was in the dream he gave her. She's here.
Elena Gilbert: Is she lonely on the other side?
Rose: No. I enjoy it. I was running so much while I was alive, now I have the freedom to do whatever I want.
Jeremy Gilbert: She says not to worry. She's happy.
Damon Salvatore: Is she still hot?
Rose: Tell him he's still dripping with sex, too.
[Jeremy raises his eyebrows disbelievingly]
Rose: Fine. Tell him I miss him.
Jeremy Gilbert: She misses you.
Rose: And tell him I'm rooting for him and Elena.
Jeremy Gilbert: [Looks around] She, uh, she misses both of you.
Rebekah: Okay, spill. Why are you being nice to me?
Matt Donovan: I drove you home. You don't have a car.
Rebekah: Not just that. I mean, helping me with the dance, and, and standing up to Caroline. I don't buy it.
Matt Donovan: Buy what?
Rebekah: The whole gentlemanly thing. There's everything my family's done to you. What are you up to?
Matt Donovan: It's sad that you can't just get a ride home from school without thinking there's some ulterior motive.
Rebekah: [laughs] You're right. I'm probably gonna organize the whole dance and then have to compel myself a date.
Matt Donovan: [laughs] Let's not get crazy. Goodbye, Rebekah.
Rebekah: Goodbye, Matt. Thanks for the ride.
Jeremy Gilbert: So you traveled across the country to get me to talk to a dead vampire?
Damon Salvatore: Dead vampire is redundant, but yes.
Jeremy Gilbert: Can we do this later? My friend just got here- and yes, Damon, I actually have some.
Jeremy Gilbert: Did you kill him?
Damon Salvatore: No. But it'll give us a head start. Come on.
Damon Salvatore: For the record, she's the one who wanted to stop at a motel, not me.
Damon Salvatore: Come on, Rose. You're not actually gonna make us wait, are you? I know you're obsessed with me!
Elena Gilbert: Why don't you let people see the good in you?
Damon Salvatore: Because when people see good they expect good. And I don't wanna have to live up to anyone's expectations.
Jeremy Gilbert: So, where are we?
Damon Salvatore: Corner of Somewhere and Nowhere where Kol can't find us.
Jeremy Gilbert: I can't believe that Kol was a vampire.
Damon Salvatore: Well, didn't you find it weird that you made a friend so fast? I mean, have you met you?
Jeremy Gilbert: Alright, uh, tell me something about her.
Damon Salvatore: Um... Well, she did this little thing with her tongue...
Elena Gilbert: Something that matters, Damon.
Damon Salvatore: [Answering phone] There you are! Any sign of Evil-laric?
Stefan Salvatore: Nope. Only Dead-Alaric.
Damon Salvatore: What?
Stefan Salvatore: Don't worry. He was wearing his ring. Klaus was here. Let's just say he's not very patient.
Damon Salvatore: Alright, Whoopi. What do you need? Candles? Incense? Pottery wheel?
Alaric Saltzman: You think they've got Jeremy by now?
Stefan Salvatore: They should. I haven't heard from them. Elena's worried about him. Now that she can't count on his ring anymore.
Alaric Saltzman: Who knows? Maybe his alter-ego is a pot-smoking hippie pacifist.
Klaus: [to Stefan] So, the fate of the entire vampire race depends on you finding a stake.
Klaus: And to get it, we need you to pass out, which means that I feel totally justified doing this-
Klaus: There. Sleeping like a baby.
Damon Salvatore: Next time we compel him, remind me to make him better at baseball.