Damon Salvatore: No last minute attacks of pity for any of them.
Elena Gilbert: Don't worry about me. Not after what happened to Bonnie's mom.
Damon Salvatore: Barbie?
Caroline Forbes: Oh, I'm ready. Anything that will free Tyler from his sire bond to Klaus.
Damon Salvatore: Lost boy?
Matt Donovan: Do I have a choice?
Damon Salvatore: Good point.
Alaric Saltzman: [Damon is hiding his stake in the firewood] I mean, did you learn nothing from the moonstone in the soap dish?
Damon Salvatore: Why? Where'd you put yours?