Frank accidentally gets into the child pageantry business and is terrified of coming across as a 'Diddler'. As Dee tries to get revenge on Stage Mom's everywhere, Mac, Dennis and Charlie think they've found their dark horse to win 'Frank's Little Beauties'. Written by
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Once the pageant begins, Frank's (Danny Devito) makeup and clapping is a reference to his supporting role in Batman Returns (1992) in which Danny Devito plays The Penguin. See more
Frank. Frank. I need some water. My mouth is dry.
Your mouth is dry. Go into the toilet and run your mouth under the sink.
[Mac and Charlie raise their hands
Yeah, can I? Could I? Can I?
I have a...
He's the mortician. I invited him.
Doin' Tha Joint
Music by B. Dastardly See more