Digging Up the Marrow (2014)
Oderus Urungus: I have been a monster, I will always be a monster and after I'm dead, I will be a dead monster!
William Dekker: This creature, this one here, I call Vance.
Adam Green: Why Vance?
William Dekker: Because that's what I wanted to call him.
William Dekker: In every society there are the deviants. The ones that are pure evil.
William Dekker: How bright will that cemetery light be?
Will Barratt: It's, it's not bright. It's soft.
Adam Green: Yeah, on a scale of 1 to 10 it's really soft.
Adam Green: We've been making this documentary...
Kane Hodder: A documentary? That's very fancy.
Josh Ethier: You think that's fancy, you should have seen all of the make-up he had on during the interviews.
Adam Green: It's a formal sit-down interview! You'd have some make-up on!
Adam Green: Seriously, this guy is such a character, when you see the stuff we've already shot with him, you're gonna love him. He's gonna be your new best friend in the world. You're gonna be friends with him on Facebook and...
Rileah Vanderbilt: No.
Adam Green: You're gonna follow him on Twitter. He's gonna be in your favorites.
Rileah Vanderbilt: No, definitely not.
Adam Green: You're gonna play Xbox with him.
Rileah Vanderbilt: What?
[Regarding the blackened corn on the cob]
Rileah Vanderbilt: Babe. This corn is awful. You burnt it.
Adam Green: It's fine. Just eat it.
Rileah Vanderbilt: Just please don't get hurt. I don't want to have to call your mom and tell her that, uh... Adam got stabbed by some crazy fan because he decided he was gonna go off into the woods and hang out with him all night long.
Adam Green: [Long pause] My mom would understand.
Alex Pardee: When we do find monsters and when these things come up from the ground or ascend upon us... I just want to be there to be like... I told you so.
Will Barratt: [Regarding Adam about to reach down into a hole] Get your boot! And don't do that thing where something grabs you again.
Adam Green: I would never do the same gag twice.
Will Barratt: Have you seen Hatchet 2?
Will Barratt: Don't you think this is scary?
Adam Green: Scary? Why do you have to be such a pussy? It's not scary. Just because something doesn't look like us or look like everybody else doesn't mean that it's scary. I mean, my whole life I've only wanted to see a real monster. You know, like when I was little I'd look under my bed, I'd look in the closet, not cause I was afraid but because I wanted it to be real. You know? Like... think about...
[happily holds up a Victor Crowley action figure]
Adam Green: ... think about Victor Crowley.
Will Barratt: You know what? Victor Crowley actually kills people.
Adam Green: [pauses] Victor Crowley's not real.
Tom Holland: [Regarding the monster footage on Adam's iPad] Anyway, your creature work is great regardless of who's doing it. How's your next movie coming?
Adam Green: Which one?
Tom Holland: I don't know, it's just what you say, I'm trying to be nice. Good luck, Adam. Good luck.