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Bert and Arnie's Guide to Friendship (2013)

When Bert discovers that Arnie is sleeping with his wife, the two begin an unlikely friendship.


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Cast overview, first billed only:
Emily Ackerman ...
Gerry the Editor
Mitchell McGuire ...
Dean Richards


Bert and Arnie's Guide to Friendship follows the romantic misadventures of Bert Sheering, a sophisticated, yet sexually repressed author and Arnie Hubert, an executive and unabashed ladies man. When Bert discovers that Arnie is sleeping with his wife, this modern day odd couple are launched into a journey filled with comedy, romance and ultimately, friendship. Written by Sal Irizarry

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If you think love is hard... Try friendship.



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Bert and Arnie: A Great Step Away from Hollywood
2 July 2013 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

If you want something different, smart, unique and fresh from all the Hollywood blockbusters then this is the movie you need to see. For a first time director and first time producers, BERT AND ARNIE is a great start to their careers. This film was not meant for a huge commercial release but thats what makes it truly independent. There are moments when the comedy and sometimes the story does lack and you can feel the inexperience of a first time director but you have to remember that this is a team of newcomers and they are looking for their stride and place in the movie industry.

BERT AND ARNIE is an honorable first shot at movie-making and rather than get drowned out by all the pomp and flair of Hollywood, give this film a chance and you will be satisfied that you were involved with something different.

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