Dress it up how you like, Mr Dobson. As far as I am concerned, defacing municipal tarmac is vandalism, pure and simple. As for the explanation you offered the police, that you were...
[peers over glasses at report
only trying to get laid, I find it impudent, and duplicitous. You are a mischievous, undesirable, social malcontent, who holds the best bloody state, in the best bloody country in the world in total bloody contempt. What's more, as I understand it you're a Pom! 200 dollar fine, now ...