Tim Lockwood: I don't get vests. What, is it winter in your torso but summer in your arms?
Flint Lockwood: There's a leak in the boat!
[camera pans down to an actual leek who starts screaming in panic]
Brent: [Eating soup made by Manny] Dr. Manny, this is delicious!
Manny: I call it "Manny's Gorilla Stew"
Brent: So how do you make a gorilla stew?
Manny: You keep it waiting for 2 hours.
Earl Devereaux: [as a tear runs down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry. But not this man! Get back in there, tear!
[Sucks tear back into eye]
Sam Sparks: Swallow Falls is in trouble. Will you help us?
Brent: You bet I will! I just need someone to cover my shift.
[puts his sign in a tree]
Brent: Thanks, tree.
Tim Lockwood: They came here to help you, and so are we. So let us.
[Cut to a leaf of lettuce]
Earl Devereaux: Brent, do you ever get the feeling that maybe Steve Lockwood is just a monkey?
Brent: Why would you say that about him, Earl? Why would you ever say that?
Sam Sparks: Of course he's just a monkey. How stupid are you people? No one should ever put any trust in a monkey.
Manny: Chester thinks you're a monkey.
Barb: Well, I'm an ape. Chester knows that.
Sam Sparks: But he calls you a monkey.
Manny: It is true, he does.
Barb: He's just joking around. Chester's my best friend.
Sam Sparks: If Chester was really your friend, would he still call you a monkey?
Flint Lockwood: My name is Flint Lockwood. My whole life I wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero.
Brent: What's it doing?
Sam Sparks: I think she wants you to scratch her buns.
Brent: I like that, too. Who's a good cheespider? She's cute!
Earl Devereaux: Stand back, everybody. I'm gonna cut the cheese.
[cuts the web of cheese, it farts]
Earl Devereaux: That was the cheese.
Shrimpanze: [puts Steve's mind device on it's head] Shrimpanze
Steve: [snatches it back] Steve
Shrimpanze: [swipes it again] Shrimpanze
Steve: [grabs it once more] Steve
Shrimpanze: [does it a third time] Shrimpan...
Steve: [Steve retrieves his thought device then knocks the shrimpanze overboard] SHOVE!
Earl Devereaux: [when flint frightens a sentient strawberry] You scarred the jam out of him