Albert, Eddy, and Bethany are destroying Lizzy's stuff at the house. A misunderstanding about ironically labeled post-it notes adds to the confusion. The roommates make Lizzy an apology meal to let her know that they respect her shit.
Lizzy's on and off again boyfriend Philip does a leave behind that gets him dumped. Bethany successfully uses osmosis on Eddy and gets him to clean the house. Philip confronts Eddy.
Lizzy attempts to give away the futon on craigslist and unknowingly makes the post sound like a sexual offer. Albert, Eddy, and Bethany must deal with the creeps who come over for a one night stand.
Bethany's birthday party introduces her wacky brother Bizza, whose lively jive talk can only be understood by Bethany and Eddy. Albert and Lizzy "have a moment." Eddy attempts to break up with his on and off again girlfriend Jules.
Bethany's fake father George the bum over stay's his welcome at the apartment. George has sex, throws a hobo party and now Albert must watch his back every time he sees a bum on the street.
The guys cannot handle living in a house with tampons, they try to make a move on the subject. The house discovers Bethany's disaster of a room, Eddy's awful hygiene, Alberts porn addiction, and that Lizzy only uses pads.
The housemates all have a huge party. Albert busts out his secret talent, rapping, and scores with a hot hipster. Eddy quits the band. Lizzy expresses her true feelings for Albert.