Zeus and Hera, King and Queen of the ancient Greek pantheon of Gods, are all dressed up to celebrate Zeus's feast day in the garden of their provincial home in the UK. But just as for the past 1000 years or so, no guests have arrived - nor the long awaited gifts of roast meats and wines. Finally, next door neighbor Richard shows up - but quickly ends up on the wrong side of the God of Thunder's staff. Written by
Nobody worships you when you're down and out.