"The Fairly OddParents" Lights Out/Dad Overboard (TV Episode 2011) - Carlos Alazraqui as Mr. Crocker, Mrs. Crocker, General McCloud, Demolition Chief

[alarm goes off]

Sergeant Flinch : General McCloud, remember that bomb we lost?

General McCloud : [shouting] Which one, Sergeant Flinch? We're the U.S. military. We lose bombs every day.
Mr. Crocker : It's Turner. He's about to be destroyed for real. Suddenly, I feel alive again!

General McCloud : [shouting in Mr. Crocker's face] We can't blow up a populated island, Linda. Besides, there's an elf on it. We'll all end up on Santa's naughty list. Deactivate that bomb, sergeant.
Mr. Crocker : [hearing the growl of the tigers] Wow, I must be really hungry.

Timmy : That wasn't your stomach growing. That was a bunch of escaped saber-toothed tigers with night vision!

Mr. Crocker : If that's true, I picked a bad day to wear my new pork-chop underpants.

Timmy : You're wearing pork-chop underpants?

[the tigers appear]

Mr. Crocker : Ah! Take it up, Mother!

[the tigers maul him]

Mr. Crocker : AH! NOT THE PORK-CHOPS!
Mr. Crocker : [having met up with Timmy in the hospital] Did I hear someone mention fairies?

Timmy : Mr. Crocker? What are you doing in the hospital?

Mr. Crocker : I had to get those tigers surgically removed from my underwear. I don't know which was worse: the tiger attack or the passionate mouth-to-mouth from Mother.

Carlos Alazraqui: Mr. Crocker, Mrs. Crocker, General McCloud, Demolition Chief