- [at a trade show, to promote his new invention]
- Prof. Nimnul: SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY, OR I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE...! Oh, sorry. Old habits are hard to break.
- Monteray Jack: [sees Chip hovering inflated after swallowing the balloon he was blowing up] Better skip the cake, mate. You're puttin' on weight.
- Dale: [laughing with Zipper] Chip's just full of hot air.
- Monteray Jack: Is it somebody's birthday?
- [lifts the fallen banner]
- Monteray Jack: Crikey. It's *my* birthday. They sneak up on ya, don't they? Seems like only a year since the last one.