"2 Broke Girls" Pilot (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)



Hipster #1: Excuse me.

[while Snapping His Fingers Obnoxiously To Get Max's Attention]

Hipster #1: Waitress. Dude.

Max Black: Hi, what can I get ya?

Hipster #1: We need some...

Max Black: [Cuts Off Hipster #1 By Snapping Her Fingers Obnoxiously In His Face] Is That Annoying?

[Continues To Snap Her Fingers In Hipster #1's Face While Talking]

Max Black: Is that obnoxious and rude? Would you find that distracting if someone did that to you while you were working? Oh you don't have a job sorry.

Hipster #2: Damn dude she burned you.

Max Black: Oh,

[Snaps Her Fingers In Hipster #2's Face]

Max Black: no hipster. No. Do not think we're on the same team we have nothing in common. I wear knit hats when it's cold out, you wear knit hats because of Coldplay. You have tattoos to piss off your dad, my dad doesn't know he's my dad. And, finally, you think

[Snaps Her Fingers Obnoxiously In Hipster #1's Face Again]

Max Black: this is a sound that gets you service, I think

[Snaps Her Fingers Obnoxiously In Hipster #1's Face Again]

Max Black: this is the sound that dries up my vagina.

Hipster #1: The other waitress disappeared, the Russian one, we need horseradish.

Hipster #2: Please.

Max Black: That ladies is how you treat a waitress.

Earl: You might as well be a night maid in the Schwarzenegger house.

Caroline Channing: What?

Earl: You've been screwed.

Customer: [referring to the waitress who is having sex in the fridge] Where's our other waitress?

Max Black: She's coming.

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