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Kung Fu Panda: Secrets of the Masters (Video 2011) Poster

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[opening scene]

Po: [dark screen] Hurry, we're running out of time!

Mantis: Keep it down!

Tigress: Who's hand is that?

Mantis: I don't even have hands!

Po: Quiet! You'll compromise the mission!

Mantis: [inaudible] Does it look like I have hands?

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Oogway: Remember the path!

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Master Flying Rhino: I'm proud of you, son!

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Money Bunny: You fight for money right?

Rhino: [puts the money back in her hand] No, we fight for honor.

[takes the Wu Sisters' flag and breaks in in half]

Rhino: It's time to change course!

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Pig Server: Ugh, who *cares* who wins? Those three are a disgrace to Kung Fu.

Oogway: [wisely] I fear they will all lose. Until they find a battle *worth fighting.*

Pig Server: [bored] Yeah, hear that all the time. Did you want to see the dessert menu?

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Su Wu: Ahhh... There's no place like fortress.

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Oogway: When the path you walk always leads back to yourself, you never get anywhere.

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Ox: And *how* do you know this?

Oogway: A little birdie told me.

Little Birdie: [emerges] Hey, how's it going?

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Ox: Ah! Oh! Bad turtle! Bad turtle! Stay away from me!

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Young Croc: *Why* does everyone think we only do things for money?

Su Wu: Because you do.

Rhino: No. We *did*.

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Rhino: Master Oogway! You're alive!

Young Croc: But we saw you fall to your death!

Oogway: No, you saw me *fall*.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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