The Cottage (2012)Director:Chris JaymesWriter:Nick Antosca |
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The Cottage (2012)Director:Chris JaymesWriter:Nick Antosca |
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| David Arquette | ... |
Robert Mars
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| Kristen Dalton | ... |
Chloe Carpenter
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| Victor Browne | ... |
Michael Carpenter
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| Morissa O'Mara | ... |
Danielle Carpenter
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| Alana O'Mara | ... |
Rose Carpenter
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Franny Hocking | ... |
Nicole
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| Ken Baumann | ... |
Justin
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| Lorraine Nicholson | ... |
Vanessa
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| Bellamy Young | ... |
Annie
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| Rome Shadanloo | ... |
Cate
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| Kyle Slabotsky | ... |
Patrick
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Melanie Aitkenhead | ... |
Sandra
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Barbara Jean Barrielle | ... |
Mrs. Weston
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| Charlotte Barrielle | ... |
Belinda Weston
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Darren Dalton | ... |
Detective Martin
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I must have written that summary a good 50 times attempting to keep a straight face before (somewhat) succeeding.. But even looking past the... inventive casting, this movie about a romance novelist who might not be who he seems, is a hopelessly muddled mess. Poor direction, abysmal writing, nonsensical characters. No character really has any rhyme nor reason to do anything that they do in the film. The movie feels horribly disjointed like they wanted to make a Lifetime-esque thriller but even failed at those 'lofty' goals. It's also one of the tamest movies of the 'bad tenant' sub-genre that I had the misfortune of subjecting my eyes to.