Resolution (III) (2012)
Michael Danube: I think it wants a story with an ending.
Michael Danube: You look, uh... Why, you lost a... a ton of weight.
Chris Daniels: Oh, yeah. I can see my dick now.
Michael Danube: You know why Jimi Hendrix died? He didn't have Mike Danube and a set of handcuffs to save his life.
Byron: The people come here, Michael, to look for aliens, ghosts, and cults, and gateways to hell, secret military bases looking into other dimensions. I think, if there IS something, it is not none of these things - or perhaps all of them.
Michael Danube: All right, look, I came to ask you one last time: Can we get in my truck and take you somewhere?
Chris Daniels: Oh, God, Mike, I got a fuckin' dog. Can you believe that? I finally got a fuckin' dog. It's so fuckin' awesome. She doesn't live here, but she visits me every day. We're, uh, we're writing a book together on, uh, squirrels - her idea...
Michael Danube: When's the last time you slept?
Chris Daniels: You're a fuckin' sell-out.
Michael Danube: All right, well, you know why none of this bothers me? It's because I can't believe a word that's come out of your mouth in the last three years.
Byron: How does an isolated tribesman in Ecuador know the difference between an alien, an angel, and a ghost?
Michael Danube: I have no idea.
Byron: He doesn't, but he tells a story to make sense of the infinite.