Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)
Cop and 1/2 (2011)
Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic
Quotes
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McKenna : Looks like drugs.
Nostalgia Critic : It does?
[the criminal dropped a belt with little plastic tubes on it]
Nostalgia Critic : It looks like my old Mad Scientist chemistry set. Holy shit, Doctor, we were making drugs?
[as Mad Scientist]
Nostalgia Critic : Why do you think I'm so MANIC all the time?
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Nostalgia Critic : Put a search out for Shire Baggins!
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Nostalgia Critic : I mean, what's next? A hostage negotiation handled by a three-year-old girl?
[pause]
Nostalgia Critic : Oh, I don't have a bit, I'm just asking.
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Nostalgia Critic : Boy I wish I was running over that fruit cart right now.
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Nostalgia Critic : The movie's so desperate, they couldn't even afford a Culkin.
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Nostalgia Critic : Kid, you're not Penny Gadget. She had a computer book and an IQ of kazillion. You had a bit part on Sisters. I don't think that's gonna get you very far.
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Nostalgia Critic : Your tax dollars at their fuckest, people.
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Nostalgia Critic : It's a pile of ass on a pile of balls with a pile of dick. What's that make? A pile load of ass-ball-dick.
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Nostalgia Critic : Did this movie invent the Twinkie-cam? That needs to be seen more.
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Nostalgia Critic : Well, Mr. Director, what do you have to say for yourself?
The Fonz : 'Eyyyyyy.
Nostalgia Critic : 'Eyyyyy fuck you.
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Nostalgia Critic : Hand over your badge, movie. You're suspended.
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Nostalgia Critic : These guys are making the Goodfeathers look legitimate!