Having endured his legendary twelve labors, Hercules, the Greek demigod, has his life as a sword-for-hire tested when the King of Thrace and his daughter seek his aid in defeating a tyrannical warlord.
After discovering her boyfriend is married, Carly soon meets the wife he's been betraying. And when yet another love affair is discovered, all three women team up to plot revenge on the three-timing S.O.B.
When Jay (Jason Segel) and Annie (Cameron Diaz) first got together, their romantic connection was intense - but ten years and two kids later, the flame of their love needs a spark. To kick things up a notch, they decide - why not? - to make a video of themselves trying out every position in The Joy of Sex in one marathon three-hour session. It seems like a great idea - until they discover that their most private video is no longer private. With their reputations on the line, they know they're just one click away from being laid bare to the world... but as their race to reclaim their video leads to a night they'll never forget, they'll find that their video will expose even more than they bargained for. Written by
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Near the end of the movie, when Clive is shown taking a phone call in the kitchen, the refrigerator behind him is the type that displays the temperature of the freezer and refrigerator sections on a front panel LED display, and the figures read "49" and "43" respectively rather than the below 5 and 36 or so for a freezer and refrigerator in normal use. See more »
Who has sex for three hours?
That's the length of the movie "Lincoln". You did the full Lincoln.
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I don't know what the budget of porn tube is, but this might be the most expensive PornTube commercial ever. BUR BUR BUR BURRRRR. So Sex Tape is a movie starring Jason Segel and Cameron Diaz. They make a sex tape together then the sex tape gets uploaded to a cloud server then distributed to these iPad devices and now they gotta go on a scavenger hunt to stop their friends from seeing this sex tape. Ultimately, this married couple's searching for horcruxes. That's the movie.
And the movie's chuckle worthy in a few parts but ultimately this movie isn't as funny as I wanted it to be (which I say that about a lot of comedies because a lot of comedies aren't as funny as I thought they could be). It's about a couple making a sex video and that video and that video gets distributed to their friends (wait a minute, it's not a tape. It should be called Sex.mp4 or something). And you should think that should be funnier than it is!
One of the problems in this movie is that ever scene is a bit too long: the set up to the movie is a bit too long, the scene where they're going to have sex and they finally reach to the conclusion where we're going to make the sex video- that's too long. So long in fact, that Marshall Eriksen loses his boner. Yeah, when the scene goes on for so long that the character in the movie loses his erection, rest assured the audience has lost their erection for the movie also. And dude come on, if you're having trouble, reach into your secret stash (you know what stash I'm talking about. That stash that every married guy has! There's no shame in it! It's just true!). It's just long and drawn out, and at first you chuckle and then you're like "alright, get on with it. We're on this one joke still? Holy poop". The dialogue that went on too long went on too long also. The dialogue wasn't so awkwardly long like when you're watching improv and they don't know when to shut up and you're like "now's the time. Flash the red light" but there was no light, we just had to sit and watch it.
I thought Cameron Dias and Jason Segel worked well in the movie, especially together. They have good chemistry, Cameron Dias still looks great holy- how old is she now?? Doesn't matter. She's sexy as that place downstairs. Jason Segel even lost that weight! I always found him as that one pudgy funny friend in movie friends like this, but the dude's lost weight! Good job Marshall!
This movie has twists and turns that are so sharp they're like 90 degree turns. I just feel like this movie didn't know what kind of movie it wanted to be. What's the point of this movie? I feel like this movie could've been 45 minu- it could have been one episode of a show! Pick a comedy, yeah a couple in that comedy gets their sex video uploaded to a few iPads and now they gotta go get them before their friends see them. Perfect half an hour funny episode of something! An hour and a half long movie? I don't know about that.
I just kind of nothing to the movie. I kind of chuckled in a couple of parts, one part or two you know it was funny, but in the end it was just like "I'm gonna watch this movie, then I'm gonna go home and..... (write a review about this movie)". I was planning my day as I was watching this movie.
I'm not going to take too much of your time on this movie, this movie is chuckle worthy in a couple of scenes, it's kind of messy, it didn't know where it wanted to go. Sadly, this is a sex tape you're not going to remember in T-minus 1 day (yup already forgot)
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