The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
The Birthday (2011)
Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore
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Quotes
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Alaric Saltzman : Ohhh... Vampire for sure.
Damon Salvatore : It's Stefan for sure.
Alaric Saltzman : How do you know?
Damon Salvatore : It's his signature. There is a reason they called him the ripper. He feeds so hard he blacks out, rips them apart, but then when he's done, he feels remorse. It's the damnedest thing. He puts the bodies back together.
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Elena Gilbert : All summer, every single time I came to you with a lead, you made me feel like an idiot for having hope.
Damon Salvatore : You were an idiot. We both were.
Elena Gilbert : Tell me what you know, Damon.
Damon Salvatore : I know you need to get back to your party, Elena.
Elena Gilbert : We're supposed to be in this together. Why didn't you tell me you've been tracking Klaus' victims?
Damon Salvatore : Because they're not Klaus' victims, Elena, they're Stefan's!
Elena Gilbert : What?
Damon Salvatore : He's left a trail of body parts up and down on the eastern seaboard.
Elena Gilbert : No. You're wrong.
Damon Salvatore : I've seen it happen before. He's flipped the switch, full blown ripper.
Elena Gilbert : Stop it, Damon.
Damon Salvatore : No, you stop it, Elena! Stop looking for him. Stop waiting for him to come home. Just stop! Stefan is gone and he's not coming back. Not in your lifetime.
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Alaric Saltzman : I am every parent's worst nightmare. I'm the chaperone teacher from hell.
Damon Salvatore : I love high school parties.
Alaric Saltzman : Isn't Andie supposed to be coming?
Damon Salvatore : 10:00 broadcast. She'll be here in a little bit.
[to Elena]
Damon Salvatore : Hello, birthday girl.
Elena Gilbert : Drink.
[takes Damon's glass]
Elena Gilbert : Jeremy's smoking again.
Damon Salvatore : Is his stash any good?
Elena Gilbert : You're an ass.
[to Alaric]
Elena Gilbert : Talk to him, please. He looks up to you.
Damon Salvatore : [to Alaric] You're screwed.
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Damon Salvatore : Andie wants me to pick her up.
Alaric Saltzman : Your fake, compelled girlfriend wants you to be a chivalrous boyfriend?
Damon Salvatore : Well, it's a complicated dynamic. Hold the fort down, will you?
Alaric Saltzman : You mean the fort full of my drunk history students?
Damon Salvatore : Drink more. It'll feel less weird.
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Elena Gilbert : Don't worry, I'm not gonna lose it. At least, not before the cake.
Damon Salvatore : It's your party, you can cry if you want to.