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"Futurama" The Bots and the Bees (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

Quotes

Bev: Hey, folks. What can I get ya?

Philip J. Fry: Hey, it can talk. Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco.

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Bender: At least let me defend your honor, and then sully it on the couch.

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Turanga Leela: Aw, it's cute. Wait, no it's not! It looks like Bender!

Bender: Hey, whoa! There is no way that baby is mine.

Ben Rodriguez: Wipe my tiny metal ass.

Bender: Aw, crap!

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Bender: I'll call him Ben, after the first half of me, Bender.

[Ben belches flame]

Bender: That's my bastard!

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Ben Rodriguez: [as Bender tries to bend a girder] Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!

Bender: It called me what?

[Bends girder into a knot]

Ben Rodriguez: Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel.

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Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I hate to crush a young robot's dream, but what the heck. This robot only has one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card. This robot will never bend.

Bender: You can't tell me what my son can and cannot do! You may know what's in his head, but not what's in his heart.

Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: [Looks in Ben's chest cavity] No expansion slot in there either.

Bender: I said shut up!

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Documentary Narrator: So everything your body does is natural. Except masturbation! That's just wrong!

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Bender: There's a dam.

Ben Rodriguez: Damn!

Bender: But there's a grate.

Ben Rodriguez: Great!

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