Bev: Hey, folks. What can I get ya?
Philip J. Fry: Hey, it can talk. Shut up and give me a Slurm Loco.
Bender: At least let me defend your honor, and then sully it on the couch.
Turanga Leela: Aw, it's cute. Wait, no it's not! It looks like Bender!
Bender: Hey, whoa! There is no way that baby is mine.
Ben Rodriguez: Wipe my tiny metal ass.
Bender: Aw, crap!
Bender: I'll call him Ben, after the first half of me, Bender.
[Ben belches flame]
Bender: That's my bastard!
Ben Rodriguez: [as Bender tries to bend a girder] Bend it, daddy! Bend it like it called you poo-poo face!
Bender: It called me what?
[Bends girder into a knot]
Ben Rodriguez: Yay! You bended it like a p'etzel.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: I hate to crush a young robot's dream, but what the heck. This robot only has one expansion slot, and it holds his memory card. This robot will never bend.
Bender: You can't tell me what my son can and cannot do! You may know what's in his head, but not what's in his heart.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: [Looks in Ben's chest cavity] No expansion slot in there either.
Bender: I said shut up!
Documentary Narrator: So everything your body does is natural. Except masturbation! That's just wrong!