Just released after long mental therapy in a strict 'stress clinic', Alan's life quickly turns nightmarish again. On the ride home, he learns Jake sired Megan's baby. Walden took his place as Lindsy's lover and packed his bags, mother pretends not to be home and his car wreck can't even serve fr suicide, so he must spend the night in the storage Walden arranged for his last possessions. Then the cards are reshuffled again. Written by
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I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
Oh, really? Really? How would you have liked me to hear it? Twitter? Facebook? A singing telegram?
Ta-ra-ra boom dee yay! I banged your girl today! 'Cause I'm a billionaire, I still have all my hair!
Two and a Half Men Theme
Written by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn, and Chuck Lorre See more