Having given up on his marriage, Walden decides to redecorate and hires greedy Evelyn, who, like Alan warned, ends up in bed with the hunk. Alan gets obsessed with Charlie's journal, revealing but also feeding his somewhat correct suspicion there must be a hidden fortune. Jake concentrates on foxy 'tutor' Megan, who alas only has eyes for Walden. Written by
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You know, if he hooks up with you, he goes to jail.
I'd wait for him.
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