Two and a Half Men (2003–2015)
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The Squat and the Hover 

Alan convinces Walden to see Charlie's old shrink after he gets his divorce papers from Bridget, but his spirits are soon lifted after he meets a lesbian who looks like her.



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Bridget Schmidt / Danny
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Walden feels it's time for a new start and a move to New York when served divorce papers. Alan can't afford to loose his free ride again, so he convinces Walden to try Charlie's therapist, Dr. Linda Freeman. She smells her own meal ticket, thrice a week, but saves Alan's bacon. Both house-mates' spirits are lifted when they bump in a bar into Bridget Schmidt's lookalike Danny and her lesbian partner, in for some bi fun. Written by KGF Vissers

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Comedy | Romance


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24 October 2011 (USA)  »

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16:9 HD
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In the opening scene where Walden jumps around naked there is a bottle of Green Machine Naked juice on the coffee table. See more »


References Brokeback Mountain (2005) See more »


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Written by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn, and Chuck Lorre
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How long can last this disaster?
25 October 2011 | by (miami beach) – See all my reviews

Ah ah! As usual the first posts are very supportive (who knows who actually writes them!). On the opposite tonight I did one of the mistakes of my TV life : I did not keep the promise of not watching 2.5 men again to not destroy what I remember about the ex most funny show I ever watched. I don't even know where to start so let's start from before watching. I was thinking that Kutcher is nice, funny and handsome so if he was there from the beginning at the place of Sheen and today the situation was inverted we liked him even more than Sheen. First mistake, Kutcher does not work. After - guilty for this disaster are: James Widdoes who is the weaker director among the ones who directed this show, C.Lorre who obviously does not have anymore fantasy, John Cryer thinks this is his opportunity and push too much his acting.... The show it self is old. The magic moment is over, the engine is broken, les jeux sont faits et rien ne va plus. Angus T Jones (Jake) delivers a good performance but his character has been reduced as today he is no more fat and smiling as he was in the first 5 seasons, he is no more funny and can't go on farting and that's it as Alan can't hope to make us laughing insisting on joke as the peanut butter on his testicles.....2.5 man has been rated 7.5 by IMDb watchers in the past, this season gets an average of 6.1 not forgetting that it started with a 6.8 and tonight its rating is 5.4 The first episode has been watched by 28 M people, last week 16M. what else? On IMDb is written: Two and a Half Men - TV series - 2003 /? In my opinion it should be written: Two and a Half Men - TV series - 2003 / ASAP.

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