Nine Magic Fingers (10 Oct. 2011)

Alan begins working on getting Lyndsey back, but his days at Walden's place may be numbered after Walden hooks up with Charlie's gold-digger ex girlfriend, Courtney.

Director:

James Widdoes

Writers:

Chuck Lorre (creator), Lee Aronsohn (creator),

Stars:

Ashton Kutcher, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones

Cast

Episode credited cast:
Ashton Kutcher	...	Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer	...	Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones	...	Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell	...	Berta
Marin Hinkle	...	Judith Melnick
Jenny McCarthy	...	Courtney
Judy Greer	...	Bridget Schmidt
Courtney Thorne-Smith	...	Lyndsey Mackelroy
Grady Lee Richmond	...	Elmer
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Jeanette Avery	...	Partygoer #5
Jaclyn Becker	...	Partygoer #4 (as Jackie Becker)
Brandon Claybon	...	Partygoer #2

Storyline

Walden realizes after the disastrous dinner his chances of patching up with Bridget are negligible. Alan abuses his hospitality to bring over his best ex Lyndsey, even Bertha her equally unattractive 'beau' Elmer. Alan convinces Walden to start looking for girls in bars. To his horror, but Jake's frustrated delight, Charlie's leach-like gold-digger lover Lyndsey hooks Walden.

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Plot Keywords:

missing finger | bare chested male | six pack of beer | mask | adult humor | 

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Genres:

Comedy

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Details

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

10 October 2011 (USA)

Filming Locations:

Stage 26, Warner Brothers Burbank Studios - 4000 Warner Boulevard, Burbank, California, USA

Company Credits

Production Co:

Chuck Lorre Productions, Tannenbaum Company, The, Warner Bros. Television

Technical Specs

Runtime:

30 min 30 min

Sound Mix:

Dolby Digital

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

16:9 HD

Did You Know?

Quotes

Alan Harper: We had to sell the house in Malibu.
Lyndsey: So where are you living?
Alan Harper: The house in Malibu.
Lyndsey: Wait, what?
Alan Harper: Oh, it's actually a funny story. Uh, the fellow who bought it is actually an incredibly rich internet guy who went through a bad divorce, and he's lonely and needs a friend, so he asked me to stick around for a while.
Lyndsey: What's the funny part?
Alan Harper: He actually thinks I'm gonna leave someday.

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Crazy Credits

CHUCK LORRE PRODUCTIONS, #357 I've just learned that 96% of the universe is made up of stuff we don't understand, can't measure, and, until very recently, didn't even know existed. Personally, I find this extremely reassuring. A big mystery in my life is finally solved. I mean, think about it. What chance did both of my marriages have when we were all so clueless regarding the fundamental nature of everything? On a very deep, quantum level, I feel vindicated. In fact, I'm thinking of sending a note to both exes. Something along the lines of, "I told you that dark energy wasn't just coming from me. It was in you, the coffee table, your mother - it was all around us. Goo goo g'joob, baby!"

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