- Serena van der Woodsen: [Blair asks if she should punish herself] If you're referring to that hideous fur vest you wore yesterday, I'm the only one who suffered, because I had to look at it. Can you pass the salt please?
- Blair Waldorf: [checks salt shaker] Uhm, I'm afraid we're all out.
- Dorota Kishlovsky: I go get more.
- Blair Waldorf: [as Dorota leaves the room] And I'd like some more bacon. Crisp, please.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Oh, why don't you just take mine? You don't seem to have a problem doing that.
- Blair Waldorf: [yells] How long can you go on?
- Dorota Kishlovsky: Enough! I can't take it!
- [closes the double doors, locks them in]
- Serena van der Woodsen: No, she didn't.
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, yes, she did.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [as Blair hammers against the door] Dorota, come on!
- Blair Waldorf: Dorota!
- Dorota Kishlovsky: You not coming out until you work this out. I don't care if it takes *all* day!
- [plops key into her matronly bosom]
- Serena van der Woodsen: [to fellow captive Blair] Don't look at me. She works for you.