Film Brain: What a coincidence, Jackson is not only still alive but his massively unpopular book will be saved alongside works of art like DiVinci and Picasso. Let's hope that if this event actually happens, Roland Emmerich's films will be one of the masses of culture going up in smoke.
Film Brain: So the two families drive off the plane which always looks spectacular when you add a dozen CGI cars crashing around it.
Adrien: [surveys a state room] You could fit ten people in here.
Film Brain: How dare people have space, privacy and comfort.
Film Brain: But oh no, Jackson might have been drowned in the process. Of course not, he's Jesus. Did ya really think they would kill off John Cusack? He outran a super volcano! This is the kind of shit you see in Disney films.