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Not Suitable for Children -- Everybody loves Jonah - especially the ladies. After a one night stand, he realizes he has a lump. His life isn't at risk, but the impending treatment will leave him completely infertile. Jonah realizes, to everyone's shock - he wants to be a dad.
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Release Date:
12 July 2012 (Australia) See more »
A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible. | Add synopsis »
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Ryan Kwanten ... Jonah

Sarah Snook ... Stevie

Ryan Corr ... Gus

Bojana Novakovic ... Ava

Susan Prior ... Marcie
Lewis Fitz-Gerald ... Dr. McKenzie

Kathryn Beck ... Becky Kincaid

Belinda Bromilow ... Claire
Zoe Carides ... Lab Technician

Alice Parkinson ... Alison

Lulu McClatchy ... Jennifer

Daniel Henshall ... Dave

Andrew Ryan ... Cantzi (as Andy Ryan)
Sam North ... Smitty
Apollo Kanakis ... Silvio

Tasneem Roc ... Miranda

Katie Wall ... Cassie

Laura Brent ... Erica
Lucy Coleman ... Ex Girlfriend in Loading Dock
Adele Vuko ... Tess
Annalouise Paul ... Ex Girlfriend's Mum

Clare Bowen ... Gypsy
Brianna Sinclair ... Ellie
Charlie Clancey-Agius ... Baby Aidan
Billy Beetson ... Baby Aidan
Dana Schleiger ... Girl with Jonah in Bar
Loughlin Reynolds ... Claire's Husband
Amanda Sallybanks ... Nurse
Beau Lester ... Policeman
Troy Henman ... Radiologist
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Taryn Brine ... Extra: Party Girl (uncredited)
Marlon Dance-Hooi ... Extra: Partygoer (uncredited)

Zac Deane ... Extra: Party Guy (uncredited)

Yolandi Franken ... Extra: Hospital Visitor (uncredited)

Chantelle Jamieson ... Extra: Amy (uncredited)
Andrew Johnston ... Extra: Andy (uncredited)

Gemma Laurelle ... Extra: Party Girl (uncredited)
Tracey Lee Maxwell ... Extra: Tracey (uncredited)

Stephanie May ... Extra: Partygoer (uncredited)

Margareta Moir ... Extra: Cafe Patron (uncredited)
David Molloy ... Extra: Partygoer (uncredited)

Nicky Pastor ... Extra: Waitress (uncredited)

Cristina Ventresca ... Extra: Party girl (uncredited)

Dave White ... Extra: Partygoer (uncredited)

Directed by
Peter Templeman 
Writing credits
Michael Lucas (story) &
Peter Templeman (story)

Michael Lucas  screenplay

Produced by
Darren Ashton .... executive producer
Barbara Gibbs .... line producer
Gary Hamilton .... executive producer
Jodi Matterson .... producer
Bruna Papandrea .... executive producer
Original Music by
Matteo Zingales 
Cinematography by
Lachlan Milne 
Film Editing by
Matthew Walker 
Casting by
Nikki Barrett 
Production Design by
Elizabeth Mary Moore 
Art Direction by
Amanda Sallybanks 
Costume Design by
Gypsy Taylor 
Makeup Department
Anna Gray .... hair coordinator
Jennifer Lamphee .... key makeup artist
Production Management
Rachel Higgins .... post-production supervisor
Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Henry Downes .... additional assistant director
Chris Evans .... second assistant director
Karan Monkhouse .... first assistant director
Art Department
Loretta Cosgrove .... construction team
Jamie Cranney .... art department attachment
Troy Henman .... set dresser
Amee Nicol .... art coordinator
Chris Tomkins .... lead set decoration buyer
Dillon Yeats .... standby props
David Young .... art runner
Sound Department
Lucas Bone .... foley editor
Francis Byrne .... sound
Adam Connelly .... foley recordist
Jasmin Cornford .... post sound facility coordinator
Peter Grace .... sound recordist
Gerry Parke .... boom operator
Liesl Pieterse .... dialogue editor
Brooke Trezise .... sound designer
Mario Vaccaro .... foley artist
Andy Wright .... sound re-recording mixer
Andy Wright .... sound supervisor
Visual Effects by
Steve Dunn .... visual effects producer
Mike Gibson .... compositor
Tim Parsons .... compositor
Phil Stuart-Jones .... compositor
Camera and Electrical Department
Inaki DeUbago .... second assistant camera
Remi Durrenberger .... electrician
Josh Hamill .... key grip
Andrew Johnson .... steadicam operator
Miles Jones .... gaffer
Christian Luxton .... first assistant camera "a" camera
Rowan Peacock .... dolly grip
Mark Rogers .... still photographer
Lyddy Van Gyen .... additional assistant camera: 'a' camera
Aleksei Vanamois .... digital imaging technician
Matt Willis .... electrician
Casting Department
Annie Clapton .... extras casting
Sarah Nathan .... casting assistant
Natalie Wall .... casting associate
Costume and Wardrobe Department
Meg Jefferies .... costume buyer
Elly Kamal .... costume supervisor
Editorial Department
Steve Dunn .... digital intermediate producer
Harry Edwards .... assistant editor
Scott Gray .... editing consultant
Tom Meares .... colorist: dailies
Basia Ozerski .... first assistant editor
Martin Thorne .... post-production supervisor
Billy Wychgel .... colorist
Music Department
Jono Ma .... composer: theme music
Jono Ma .... musician: guitars and bass
Luke Mynott .... music mixer
Norman Parkhill .... music supervisor
Matteo Zingales .... musician: Wurlitzer and percussion
Other crew
Denise Anderson .... production staff
Amanda Birchnoff .... assistant accountant
Mike Bullen .... script editor
Annie Clapton .... production secretary
Ben Dickinson .... production runner
Lon Haber .... publicity team
Melissa Hayward .... script supervisor
Rachel Higgins .... post production accountant
Catherine Lavelle .... publicist
Caroline Liu .... production accountant
Anna McDonnell .... production coordinator
Reza Mokhtar .... caterer
Vashti Rosenberg .... assistant to producer
Joan Sauers .... script editor
Nathan Smith .... lab liaison
Jacqueline Turnure .... script editor
Matthew Webb .... production runner
Harry Avramidis .... thanks
Tania Chambers .... thanks
Adrian Chiarella .... thanks
Jonathan Chissick .... thanks
Julie Curran .... thanks
Greg Denning .... thanks
Joanna Holcombe .... thanks
Chantal Jamieson .... thanks
Sharon Menzies .... thanks
Lisbeth Saville .... thanks
Victoria Treole .... thanks

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Rated R for strong sexual content/nudity, language and brief drug use
97 min
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4 out of 12 people found the following review useful.
This film from Down Under is Under Par., 30 July 2013
Author: Rich Wright

An artificial contrivance is a manufactured problem, one that wouldn't even occur if everyone just sat round a table and had a good old-fashioned chinwag. Ever heard of it? The makers of this film certainly have. They also seem to have mastered the hugely original plot formulas of such as Falling In Love With Your Best Friend and The Girl You Adore Walking In On You With Someone Else And Getting The Wrong Idea. Smart guys, those writers.

Maybe it's because I can't see the appeal of those bug-eyed little bed-wetters, but I couldn't understand the point of this film. The main couple were cute, and it rumbles along quite nicely, but aside from the predictable to a tee developments, who could make a decision like having a child in just a few short weeks? Certainly not the irresponsible, party animal main character, and DEFINITELY not his mate-soon-to-be-shagging-partner, who is staunchly against the whole idea... Until she sees a few bald ankle-biters in her lobby. Yup.

Basically I don't have much time for films I feel weren't made with much care and intelligence. This is one of them. That's it. 5/10

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