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Not Suitable for Children (2012)

A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible.

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Stevie
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Gus
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Ava
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Marcie
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Dr. McKenzie
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Becky Kincaid
Belinda Bromilow ...
Claire
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Alison
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Dave
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Cantzi (as Andy Ryan)
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Smitty
Apollo Kanakis ...
Silvio
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A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible.

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Comedy | Romance

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Rated R for strong sexual content/nudity, language and brief drug use | See all certifications »

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12 July 2012 (Australia)  »

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Preciso Ser Pai  »

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AUD 4,500,000 (estimated)
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Keep Walking
Written by Jed Kurzel, Cecil Condon and Burke Reid
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This film from Down Under is Under Par.
30 July 2013 | by See all my reviews

An artificial contrivance is a manufactured problem, one that wouldn't even occur if everyone just sat round a table and had a good old-fashioned chinwag. Ever heard of it? The makers of this film certainly have. They also seem to have mastered the hugely original plot formulas of such as Falling In Love With Your Best Friend and The Girl You Adore Walking In On You With Someone Else And Getting The Wrong Idea. Smart guys, those writers.

Maybe it's because I can't see the appeal of those bug-eyed little bed-wetters, but I couldn't understand the point of this film. The main couple were cute, and it rumbles along quite nicely, but aside from the predictable to a tee developments, who could make a decision like having a child in just a few short weeks? Certainly not the irresponsible, party animal main character, and DEFINITELY not his mate-soon-to-be-shagging-partner, who is staunchly against the whole idea... Until she sees a few bald ankle-biters in her lobby. Yup.

Basically I don't have much time for films I feel weren't made with much care and intelligence. This is one of them. That's it. 5/10


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