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Not Suitable for Children (2012)

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A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible.

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A young playboy who learns he has one month until he becomes infertile sets out to procreate as much as possible.

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Rated R for strong sexual content/nudity, language and brief drug use | See all certifications »

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27 August 2013 | by (United Kingdom) – See all my reviews

'Not Suitable for Children' is about an amiable slacker who discovers he has testicular cancer (it's a comedy, in case that's not obvious) and will be infertile in a matter of weeks. He sets about trying to convince his many former sexual partners to have a baby with him. None of them agree - presumably they don't want a baby by someone who possesses such a questionable taste in hats - but meanwhile, his best friend decides, after holding a baby - just once - that she would like to be a mother. I don't think either of them would be very good parents! Ryan Kwanten is appealing as the slacker; Sarah Snook, playing his best friend, looks very much like Australia's then-Prime Minister, Julia Gillard. It certainly won't tax the viewer's little grey cells (so that'll be the audience and the scriptwriter, then), but it's an amusing and entertaining film.


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