Thinking the school has posted the size of all the kid's penises for the whole school to see, Cartman works all the boys up into tizzy. The principal decides it's time to address Cartman's anger issues by having him take anger management classes. Cartman uses his anger to enrage the class and hold a business hostage. Stan's dad decides to teach the students how to properly measure penis size, using complex mathematical formulas. Written by
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When Craig is reading his supposed penis size on the class result list, one of the names that can be seen is 'Leeroy Jenkins'. This is the name of the famous World of Warcraft character that was seen being impatient and charging into a room filled with dragon eggs shouting "Leeeeroy Jeeeenkinssss!", while the rest of his group discussed the detailed strategy for how to safely deal with it. See more
References The Venture Bros.