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Mike: Feelings are like kids. You don't want them driving the car, but you don't want to stuff them in the trunk, either.

Mike: Worry is just meditating on shit.

Mike: It's like trying to quit crack while the pipe is attached to your body.

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Phoebe: Yes, my tits are fake. That's what happens when your real ones try to kill you.

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Neil: Hi mom, I'm a little busy right now.

Roberta: That's funny, because I wasn't too busy to give birth to you 28 years ago.

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Mike: It's easy to be skinny on a desert island.

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Adam: I hate everyone except for you.

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Neil: No Dede, don't. Where are you?

Dede: Outside his place.

Neil: What? No!

Dede: I can't help it.

Neil: Alright. Listen to me, okay? I want you to turn around and go someplace safe. What's near you?

[Dede pauses to think]

Neil: [shouts] Think!

Dede: Okay, f**k! The salon where I work is pretty close.

Neil: Where is it? TELL ME!

Dede: Damn, dude. You just got all Jack Bauer on me.

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Neil: Wow! You, like, literally transplanted a baby's butt on my face.

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Mike: Is all of Manhattan just one big f***ing catwalk?

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Phoebe: My last boyfriend was an alcoholic and I promised myself I would never date an addict again.

Adam: I'm not an alcoholic.

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