Thanks for Sharing (2012)

Josh Gad: Neil

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Quotes 

• Neil : No Dede, don't. Where are you?

  Dede : Outside his place.

  Neil : What? No!

  Dede : I can't help it.

  Neil : Alright. Listen to me, okay? I want you to turn around and go someplace safe. What's near you?

  [Dede pauses to think] 

  Neil : [shouts]  Think!

  Dede : Okay, f**k! The salon where I work is pretty close.

  Neil : Where is it? TELL ME!

  Dede : Damn, dude. You just got all Jack Bauer on me.

• Neil : Hi mom, I'm a little busy right now.

  Roberta : That's funny, because I wasn't too busy to give birth to you 28 years ago.

• Neil : Wow! You, like, literally transplanted a baby's butt on my face.

• Adam : Dude, you really are Anthony Edwards.

  Neil : Fuck that. I'm George Clooney.

• Neil : I got fired yesterday for filming up my boss's skirt.

  [pause] 

  Neil : I told her it was for a documentary called what the ground sees.

  [Everyone chuckles] 

  Neil : Oddly enough, she didn't buy it.

• Cabbie : Hey, move your shit fat girl.

  Neil : I'm a guy, asshole.

  [Pounds on the cab] 

  Neil : a fat guy.