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Arthur Newman (2012) Poster

(2012)

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Arthur Newman: Where are the real hot dogs?

Cashier Girl: Uh, we don't have them any more. Just the tofu dogs.

Arthur Newman: How is that possible? You know, not all of us want the healthy alternative.

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[first lines]

Unemployment Official: Congratulations, Mr. Avery. Putting you in the system, you're good to go. So by next week.

Wallace Avery: I, I can't wait 'til next week, I have business prospects elsewhere.

Unemployment Official: Oh, good for you, sir. Are you going to work at another FedEx?

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Mike: Who are you? I mean really.

Arthur Newman: I guess I've always been Arthur Newman. Life just forced another individual on me.

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Kevin Avery: Didn't you think he was kind of boring?

Mina Crawley: Focus on the positive. You're dad was - is...

Kevin Avery: Come on, Mina.

Mina Crawley: Okay, he was incredibly boring.

Kevin Avery: I mean, the lectures. Boring does not...

Mina Crawley: I love him, though. I love him.

Kevin Avery: Yeah. It's a lot easier to love a dead man, isn't it?

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Arthur Newman: Family just crushes your heart, doesn't it?

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[last lines]

Mike: Bye, Wallace.

Arthur Newman: Don't worry, I know where to find you.

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