Julie Taymor: Bono and I turned Spider-Man into a Broadway musical.
Spider-Man: Make it stop.
Clark Kent: That was you? Nice going, brainiac.
Brainiac: Hey, don't blame that mess on me.
Julie Taymor: Forget him. We'll call it "Smallville: Turn Off the Clark."
Clark Kent: Wow. That title doesn't make any sense.
Clark Kent: Darkseid? What happened to you?
Darkseid: I was told my head wasn't big enough to be seen in the background.
Julie Taymor: That's the great thing about working with superheroes. They're invulnerable.
Green Arrow: [crashes into wall] Uh, I'm Green Arrow. I don't actually have any real powers.
Julie Taymor: What kind of power do you want?
Green Arrow: How about the power to delay opening night?
Julie Taymor: Too late!