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"The Simpsons" The Ned-Liest Catch (TV Episode 2011) Poster

(TV Series)

(2011)

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Principal Seymour Skinner: Edna, control your student. He's ruined more school assemblies than the sun in the northern window.

Edna Krabappel: I tried, but he's uncontrollable. Frowny stickers mean nothing to him.

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Edna Krabappel: In all my years of teaching, I've never raised my hand at a student.

Homer Simpson: But you learned. You grew.

Marge Simpson: Homer! You never strike a child. Just leave the crust on their sandwiches. They'll get the message.

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Edna Krabappel: So I get paid to do nothing all day?

Principal Seymour Skinner: I'm afraid it's not that simple.

Superintendent Chalmers: Who's in charge of this meeting, Skinner?

Homer Simpson: [whispers to Marge] I thought I was.

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Bart Simpson: You shouldn't be punished for something I did. You should just go unpunished forever.

Edna Krabappel: Half-assed apology accepted.

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Edna Krabappel: You made a dummy of me?

Bart Simpson: I use it to workshop my pranks.

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Ned Flanders: Is there a volcano erupting in Candyland? 'Cause I just caught me a falling Red Hot.

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Homer Simpson: [Greeting Ned and Edna at the door] Well, if it isn't the local schoolmarm... and his new girlfriend. Ha, ha, ha! That's a burn on you, Flanders.

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Bart Simpson: Having Krabappel next door is nothing but trouble. Kids and teachers can't live together. We're natural enemies, like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.

Homer Simpson: We need to break up Teachie and Preachie. Here's how we'll do it: I'll take Flanders to remind him of the care-free single life, and you scare Rod and Tod by telling them that Edna will be their evil stepmother.

Bart Simpson: If there's anything fairy tales have taught us is that first wives are perfect and second wives are horrible.

Homer Simpson: Just the opposite of real life.

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Homer Simpson: I never dreamed that beneath all those diddlies and doodlies there was a dude.

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Comic Book Guy: My e-mail account is Ednalover172. It was the lowest number available.

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Edna Krabappel: You're darn lucky to have Ned Flanders as a neighbor.

Ned Flanders: Language.

Homer Simpson: Yeah, language.

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Superintendent Chalmers: Now to turn on this malfunctioning air conditioner.

[White clumps fall out of air conditioner]

Edna Krabappel: Is that ice?

Superintendent Chalmers: No, spider egg sacs.

[Spiders hatch and crawl into mouth of sleeping man]

Superintendent Chalmers: He's a science teacher. He'll know what to do.

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Edna Krabappel: I'm proud I dated all those men.

Comic Book Guy: [shouting from outside the window] I still wear your bra!

Edna Krabappel: Maybe not proud. I'm stuck with it.

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