Glee: The 3D Concert Movie (2011)
Rachel: Well, I'm warming up before the show... I generally start with a lukewarm cup of hot water with lemon and honey. It can't be too hot, because it will hurt your vocal chords.
Artie: [excited] It's crazy, because I can't believe that people actually like us enough that we could make a 3D movie. That means my face is going to be in 3D... And my pimples...
[freaking out, desperately]
Artie: I need more... Could you turn the camera off? I need... Oh, God... 3D?
Blaine: We've gone from Lima, Ohio to Dublin, Ireland and we've done four countries and it's just been an amazing experience.
Interviewer: Barbra Streisand is going to be here tonight to hear you sing. How do you feel about that?
Rachel: [whispering] Did they tell you anything about this?
Interviewer: You seem overwhelmed.
[Rachel denies, shaking her head]
Interviewer: Which song...
Rachel: [thrilled, smiling to the camera] I knew she would come. I did.
Interviewer: Which song on the tour is the most demanding for your voice?
Rachel: I mean, I've been singing "Don't Rain On My Parade" since I was about two years old. My dads played it to me when I was on my birth mother's womb and I'm still singing it to this day. And I knew Barbra would show up.
Warbler: I love Blaine.
Jeff: He's the man! I feel kind of discouraged that I've auditioned for solos against him six times now.
Warbler: Hey, man, when your front man is that guy, you've got to roll with the punches. We're comfortable with ourselves, so it's okay.
Warbler: I'm confident in myself.
Jeff: [singing, beatboxing] Say thank you
Blaine: Thank you
Warbler: Thank you
Blaine: Thank you to all our fans. We love you. Even though this was not planned.
Santana: Oh Mercedes, do you hear the sweet sound of all that applause for me? You know, that's really been my favorite part about this tour, because the fans have spoken and I am now officially the sexiest member of the Glee Club.
Holly Holliday: Not so fast, hot cheeks.
Santana: Give it up for Holly Holliday!
Holly Holliday: ¡Hola, clase! Hey, is anybody here in the mood for a little Cee Lo? Because I know I am. Hit it!
Holly Holliday: Let's go get some tacos!
Girl: My favorite character is Brittany 'cause she's so dumb but she's so pretty and she can dance so well.
Brittany: I think it has a lot to do with my hair. 'Cause look at how long it is and how beautiful it is.
Rachel: But I wanna thank everybody who has been with me since day one, all my Glee Club members and Mr. Schue. We made it!
Brittany: I hope they have an overwhelming sensation about my boobs in "Slave". Because they are 3D and they look really good.
Brittany: I wanna be a Warbler really bad. And I would potentially shave my hair off so I can be a Warbler.
Mini Warbler: My favorite character is Blaine. Hi, Blaine. I'm the Mini Warbler.
Santana: I ingest Latisse. It's normally supposed to be applied on your lids to make your lashes grow. I just took it one step further and started drinking it.
Puck: I heard that this haircut might make me go a little faster, have a little edge on the competition. And, you know, the ladies like something to grab on to, time and time again.
Puck: I'm working on a new technique to where more women have the ability to get into the Puckerman Zone here. Pretty popular with the moms, so, you know, I clean their pool, give them a discount, help them out. We're working hard.
Mike: This is Mike Chang as a robot.
[imitating mechanical sounds]
Artie: Let's be real. Between Mike and me... We run this whole shit. Let's be real.