Cinema Snob: Last year when I was gone this long, I came back with a movie about zombie confederate soldiers. Thank God there's not another one of those.
[show intro begins, showing footage of confederate zombie soldiers]
Cinema Snob: Fuck!
Cinema Snob: Goddammit, I can't even fall asleep! This movie is so fucking boring that my urge to sleep has fallen asleep!
Cinema Snob: Why is this movie told in flashback? Now I know that this guy survives.
Cinema Snob: These two guys are brothers and their goal in this trip is to track down a cabin left to them by their deceased father. Or to get laid.
Cinema Snob: It's one thing to have your movie look like Manos, but to have it paced like Manos as well? You may as well have simply set out to officially remake Manos.
Cinema Snob: [scoffs] That wasn't just one emotion, that was all of the emotions.
Cinema Snob: Also, maybe it's just me, but I don't think the RV is moving in these interior shots. No wonder it's taking them so long to get to that cabin.
Cinema Snob: You know why the ghosts aren't showing up? You're putting them to sleep!