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(TV Series)

(2011)

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Cinema Snob: Last year when I was gone this long, I came back with a movie about zombie confederate soldiers. Thank God there's not another one of those.

[show intro begins, showing footage of confederate zombie soldiers]

Cinema Snob: Fuck!

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Cinema Snob: Goddammit, I can't even fall asleep! This movie is so fucking boring that my urge to sleep has fallen asleep!

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Cinema Snob: Why is this movie told in flashback? Now I know that this guy survives.

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Cinema Snob: These two guys are brothers and their goal in this trip is to track down a cabin left to them by their deceased father. Or to get laid.

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Cinema Snob: It's one thing to have your movie look like Manos, but to have it paced like Manos as well? You may as well have simply set out to officially remake Manos.

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Cinema Snob: [scoffs] That wasn't just one emotion, that was all of the emotions.

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Cinema Snob: Even the frames don't care about your dialog.

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Cinema Snob: Also, maybe it's just me, but I don't think the RV is moving in these interior shots. No wonder it's taking them so long to get to that cabin.

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Cinema Snob: You know why the ghosts aren't showing up? You're putting them to sleep!

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Cinema Snob: Be warned though, this ending does lead to the amazing twist that the crew used an overhead light the entire time.

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