- Marshall Mann: Coffee sour? You're making that face.
- Mary Shannon: It's this clown. Ronnie Dalembert.
- Marshall Mann: Ah, the affinity scammer.
- Mary Shannon: Sells good Samaritans on phony bonds to build imaginary churches. I don't even like church, I hate this guy. Con men are the worst.
- Marshall Mann: They're great on the stand. Blend in anywhere, they play ball.
- Mary Shannon: That's what they want you to think.
- Marshall Mann: Maintaining such a dim view of humanity, isn't it exhausting?
- Mary Shannon: That's why they make energy drinks. Look, Marshall, we hide murderers, smugglers, every crayon in the wiseguy-wannabe box. But... Con men. They don't just take your money, they rob you of your dignity. They leave you poor, wide-eyed, and stupid on the side of the road. And if you think there's a chance in hell this son of a bitch can up and whistle a different tune, I got a seaside condo in Beirut I'd like to tell you about.
- Marshall Mann: Maybe lay off the energy drinks.
- Mary Shannon: Hey, you love this guy so much, he's all yours. And, in advance, I told you so.